She is passed out in the neighbors garden, capping off weekend-long bender
She’s still eating her way through the Thanksgiving turkey
She’s watching her stories
She changed her name and is now involved in an illegal kitten smuggling ring
She’s decided to take on the added responsibility of a second job to make some money for the […]

Janie is slaving away, making a super special secret recipe known only as “pink salad” because it’s pink, and in my family, if it’s in a bowl, it’s a salad.
We’re having Thanksgiving dinner at our house tomorrow, and this is the first holiday meal that we’ve hosted. If Janie has her way, it will […]

I know how unoriginal that sounds, but damn if it isn’t true! Here I am on vacation, if by vacation you mean darting from house to house, and standing up one person after the other, then yes that is where I am and one of my so called friends, whom I did NOT stand up, […]