The Art of Negotiation

 Opening offer: You bring us dinner in exchange for one half (1/2) of one can of Diet Dr. Pepper, unlimited tap water and two (2) cups of Brita filtered water.

Counter offer: You pay for your own food and make it one third (1/3) of one can of Diet Dr. Pepper.

Counter-counter offer: You’re negotiating down?

Counter-counter-counter offer: Yes.

We accept.

Posted by harlowinheat in friends on April 8th, 2008 ‌  Trackback Link

3 Comments

  1. Linsey wrote on April 9th, 2008 at 11:35 am:

    It’s alive!

  2. LizzieLou wrote on April 10th, 2008 at 2:06 pm:

    Shoot. I brought Lolly some cheese dip, a taco, library books and some ice cubes yesterday and I didn’t any parts of one can of Diet Dr. Pepper. I need the help of a professional!

  3. E's Mom wrote on April 11th, 2008 at 10:01 am:

    Hey! I represent…er resent that you posted my idiotic counter offer. What I MEANT was that we EACH got 1/3 of a can. Yeah, that’s what I meant. It also didn’t take me three days to come up with that explanation.

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