The Art of Negotiation

 Opening offer: You bring us dinner in exchange for one half (1/2) of one can of Diet Dr. Pepper, unlimited tap water and two (2) cups of Brita filtered water.
Counter offer: You pay for your own food and make it one third (1/3) of one can of Diet Dr. Pepper.
Counter-counter offer: You’re negotiating down?
Counter-counter-counter offer: […]