Dearest Linsey,

I’m sorry you’re not feeling well tonight, and that the cats won’t leave you alone for two minutes, and that Heather got sent home on ANTM. That really bummed me out, too. There are days where I wonder if I too have Asperger’s or something similar since I’m much more comfortable with my animals than with people. I’m also sorry that I am getting tired of this NaBloPoMo posting. Ten years working at my job has caused all of my creative juices to ooze out of my ear, and I think I saw Harlow licking them up earlier.

I hope that I can help you realize all of your wishes and dreams. That would make me the happiest.

Love, Janie