Top 5 Reasons Linsey is Posting this for Janie

  1. She is passed out in the neighbors garden, capping off weekend-long bender
  2. She’s still eating her way through the Thanksgiving turkey
  3. She’s watching her stories
  4. She changed her name and is now involved in an illegal kitten smuggling ring
  5. She’s decided to take on the added responsibility of a second job to make some money for the holidays and is working the night shift at the Lusty Lady

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