Here are the highlights of my day at work:

1) When that borderline crazy lady studied me for a moment before telling me, “Oh, your hair looks really good again!” Apparently it was looking pretty sorry before my last cut.

2) That guy at computer #10, who I caught watching me with his finger up his nose exactly four times. Now that’s hot.

3) When I tripped over that little mat behind the desk everytime I walked by, even though I’ve been working with that mat there for four years.

Not a bad day.